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VENT | THE ORIGINAL (Blackout Edition)
$65.00
STOP SCREAMING INTERNALLY.
The modern world wasn't built for humans. It was built for emails, passive-aggressive Slack messages, and teammates who throw ranked matches. You cannot change the system. But you can hit something.
Meet VENT. The world's first desktop impact device designed to absorb the rage that would otherwise ruin your career or your keyboard.
THE SPECS
- GripLock Adhesion System: This isn't a cheap suction cup. It's an industrial-grade vacuum seal that locks onto your desk, table, or countertop. It stays put so you can let go.
- Ballistic PU Leather: Engineered to withstand thousands of strikes. Smooth, matte black finish that looks like luxury equipment, not a child's toy.
- Target Acquisition Sleeve: The game-changer. A transparent, high-impact sleeve allowing you to insert a photo of your choice. Your boss. Your ex. Your student loan balance. We don't judge.
- Silent Rebound Coil: High-tension spring mechanism provides instant snap-back with minimal noise. Satisfaction you can feel, silence your coworkers will appreciate.
WHO IS THIS FOR?
✓ The Corporate Prisoner: For when "per my last email" isn't enough.
✓ The Gamer: Save your $200 mechanical keyboard. Smash this instead.
✓ The Gift Giver: The perfect gift for the person in your life who is visibly about to snap.
IN THE BOX: 1x VENT UNIT (Blackout), 1x Air Pump, 1x User Manual (that you won't read).